Well, this note is a consequence of me sitting late in the office not because I love to work at night but the fact is it has been more than 2 weeks and still I haven't found any apartment or flat where I could stay.Millions of thoughts are crossing in my mind right now, most of them being rambling nonsense kind of stuff. I have penned down a few of them here despite knowing they may not be necessarily great but I need to kill my time.
Toothbrush - Most of the times I find it lying around ,under the washbasin ( I still don't know how).I wonder whether the colgate has launched a new toothpaste with piss flavour or is it the real pee ?
Lame - Gave some 30 quizzes on FB today
Why don't they call it "Social quzzing" site ( I am not sure if 'quizzing' exists but I hope it conveys the message) ?
Barbie doll - Girl Power...Good parenting means dressing up your little girl like a hooker?
Superhero - Good old fuckers who never grow old...Why do they have to wear gaudy outfits all the time ?
BRB - A very old but effective way to get away from your online friend.
Usage : he 1/she1 -> BRB
she2/he 1 -> ok.
Now, I can bet that he1/ she1 is not going to revert to she2/ he2.
Why don't they say " FUCK OFF" if they are not willing to chat ?
Love - I know it's an abstract noun... But seriously, there's no substitute for porn.
PS : Does anyone has "Mia Rose - in California" waali movie ?
Pleasure with safety - Well, I am thinking of a long drive to Thar desert with my seat belts on all the way long.
What did you think of ?
Ride - I have always been afraid of rides.I don't feel comfortable and end up puking most of the times.
Inappropriate usage : Who is she riding these days ?
WTF - Sitting in the office all night long with no work and not able to find the right switch to turn off the light(so that I could sleep)
What's wrong with Jaipur folks ? why are not renting me thier flats ?
Out - AC has stopped working and it's really hot in here.
Where do I sleep now ?
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