Weird

Well, this note is a consequence of me sitting late in the office not because I love to work at night but the fact is it has been more than 2 weeks and still I haven't found any apartment or flat where I could stay.Millions of thoughts are crossing in my mind right now, most of them being rambling nonsense kind of stuff. I have penned down a few of them here despite knowing they may not be necessarily great but I need to kill my time.

 

Toothbrush - Most of the times I find it lying around ,under the washbasin ( I still don't know how).I wonder whether the colgate has launched a new toothpaste  with piss flavour or is it the real pee ?

 

Lame   -            Gave some 30 quizzes on FB today

Why don't they call it "Social quzzing" site ( I am not sure if 'quizzing' exists but I hope it conveys the message) ?

 

Barbie doll  - Girl Power...Good parenting means dressing up your little girl like a hooker?

 

Superhero -   Good old fuckers who never grow old...Why do they have to wear gaudy outfits all the time ?

 

 

BRB -         A very old but effective way to get away from your online friend.

                      Usage : he 1/she1 -> BRB

                                  she2/he 1 -> ok.

 

                      Now, I can bet that he1/ she1 is not going to revert to she2/ he2.

                      Why don't they say " FUCK OFF" if they are not willing to chat ?

 

Love        - I know it's an abstract noun... But seriously, there's no substitute for porn.

                      PS : Does anyone has "Mia Rose - in California" waali movie  ?

 

 

 

Pleasure with safety  - Well, I am thinking of a long drive to Thar desert with my seat belts on all the way long.

What did you think of ?

 

 

Ride -       I have always been afraid of rides.I don't feel comfortable and end up puking most of the times.

 Inappropriate usage : Who is she riding these days ?

 

 

 

WTF -                      Sitting in the office all night long with no work and not able to find the right switch to                  turn off the light(so that I could sleep)

 What's wrong with Jaipur folks ? why are not renting me thier flats ?

 

Out -            AC has stopped working and it's really hot in here.

                                 Where do I sleep now ?

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For the last few days,my cellphone has been has been buzzing a lot.And I am not used to these kind of situations. Let me tell you - "I hate picking up calls" ,
not because I am antisocial element (I believe I am the most social thing that ever happened to my friends) but the fact is my ears sweat a lot and that makes
me very unconfortable.Well, it all started when I recieved a call from an unknown number and right after that , it was like an avalanche coming down upon me.
My manager told me management had decided to relocate me to Jaipur for a new project.WTF.And that initiated this unfortunate series of calls where everyone has been asking the
same question - "when/why are you moving ?".And it really pisses me off beacause I am still baffled why they chose me out of those 20 odd guys.And folks, thanks a lot
for being so nice to me but that doesn't mean I am willing to move out.I am trying my best to stay in Pune not because I adore this place but I
have lended too much money to my friends and I am sure they are not going to give it back so easily once I go to Jaipur.My best efforts in order to resist my relocation
include getting into a "not so nice" aka unprofessional conversation with a RMG chic ( who confirmed me about my relocation) and later on with her boss
( well, he reports to CEO of our company..fucking bigshot... should not have done that :-|), deliberately screwing up my technical interview so that they reject me for the role .I haven't mentioned here some of the excuses that I gave to that RMG chic about my
unwillingness to move to Jaipur which in turn infuriated her and later on her boss.For 99% of the scenarios,it would work for me but I can sense this time
that unfortunate 1% fraction is going to decide my fate.Anyways, hope is something that I can trust upon right now.And I hope that I don't get a pink slip for not moving to pink city.
God bless me !